NO, RICK. HE’S NOT WORTH IT! RICK! CHILL OUT, OKAY? WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
… JESUS, IT’S LIKE YOU’RE MADE OF MARBLE.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU WORK OUT?
RICK, I’M NOT GOING TO LIE, YOU ARE A TOTAL BEEFCAKE AND I’M WAY INTO IT.
IS THAT NEW COLOGNE?
“As I rode home the next morning the city looked the same, the people looked the same, it all looked the same. But it wasn’t. In just one night everything had changed.
From: How I Met Your Mother S1Ep22 - “Come On”
GPOY.
howiknowthisfeelingsofreakingwell….
(via fuck-bitches-get-money)
GOD?
Yes, Linda?
WHY DID YOU MAKE MY ANKLES LOOK LIKE KNEES?
I made all birds’ ankles look like knees, Linda.
YEAH, BUT WHY?
Why did I make you like French fries so much? Because I’m WACKY. Look at the deep ocean creatures sometime. That’s some zany shit! I’m a wildcard, Linda. Always have been.
